And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a damn thing he can teach me about how to love my kids! I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey and I'm having a whole bunch of kids. Will: I didn't need him then, I won't need him now. I had *fourteen* great birthdays without him he never even sent me a damn card. Will: Got to do my first date without him, right? I learned how to ride, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. You know, ain't like I'm still five years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting every night asking my mom 'when's daddy coming home?' You know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned it, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil? Will: Hey, you no what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil.
